Party in St Marys

Team Yardley hit the road this weekend for a bit of a random shindig in St Marys. Bands playing at the local pub, big crew camping in the grounds; it was a great time. Too many funny things happened to put them all here, so I'll stick with describing one of the moments. Nearing the end of the night we were all sitting at a table inside when Fee noticed a girl standing by herself looking over it. "I will love you forever if you go up to that girl and say BAAAALLLL BEEEEEHHHGGG in her face." Alright. So i walked up to this girl and gave her my best BALLLL BEEEHHHGG, and she was disgusted. "You f&%in right?" she said. Returning to the table we were all losing it laughing, when Fee noticed that this girl was shooting some serious deathys. So Fee walked up and tried to smooth things over, trying to explain the origin of BAAALLL BEEHHHGG and that it wasnt personal. To which she replied, "Im going to get all my friends to bash your mate" (me). Cool. So five minutes later she returned with a big crew of bogan dudes, pointed to me and said something to them. Then they turned to me, ready to mash. JB was quick on the uptake and went and found Fee who just happened to make friends with the local cops. So just as the bogans were approaching, the cop came between us and blocked them , telling them to chill and stuff. They all then left the pub and we thought everything was cool. Fee then had a look out the front to see a now even bigger crew of bogans yelling "Hey wheres your mate, tell him to step outside". The cop told Fee to get back inside, get your friends, and leave the back way. So she ran back in, grabbed us all, and we snuck out the back door, jumping some fences and laughing up the road to the safety of the camp site.